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  • PurpleBazePurpleBaze Posts: 12,366
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    Yeah, just got done watching my soccer playing, sprinter-assed 29 year old girly cumming on my brand new 10'×14' southwest. The rug is as soft as her supple charmin ass. The best part was her cute little goose bumps on her tight, clinched-up cheeks of iron as she squirmed through her mountainous quiver. Just give her the dildy, power it up with some fresh doubleAA energizers and watch the bunny pound that sweet drum as puppy smiles unto the heavens'. Thats about the only good thing about soccer in my book.

    J, Tommy, dont let me discourage you from attending sounder games. Didnt mean to insult your sport of choice
    GrundleStiltzkinTierbsHsotBoobsbackthepack
  • PurpleBazePurpleBaze Posts: 12,366
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    True story. I was in Aruba with my girl,
    Who later became my ex wife. A fight ensued so I went looking for blow and a fuck. Strange place to find marching powder, but I saw a dude who looked very local, of all places a video store. Hooked me up with a baggy and a dark skinned native. I wouldnt sleep around on my girlfriend so I just finger fucked her asshole, while she dropped to her knees to gargle my cheese.

    No shit, I smelled my digit and it was clean. Strangest thing. I expected an Aruba Aroma...nothing. I slept in the rental car on the beach, woke up all sandy and hung the next morn. Went back to the Marriot and made up with the lady . Pup pulled off a dandy and girlfriend deserved it later on..
    GrundleStiltzkinTierbsHsotBoobsRoadDawg55backthepack
  • PurpleBazePurpleBaze Posts: 12,366
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    Any one of pups many unmemorable nights out would be a signature win of a lifetime for you boofies. Ive stuffed the weenie in a ''curvy' chick's chops a few times over the years....that would be a conquest of of a lifetime for any one of yous, in your imaginations of course.

    Ok guys, re-lube your palms...Picture that middle finger in ms Aruba's ass. Pup is so good he can soil a pucker. Slow down J, dont squirt yet. Pup finished the blow with Isabella and actually sunk the weenie in her the 2nd time around, but in her butt. Still never cheated in my mind. Same...didnt smell the shit like I have most often after a good poundins to the penny. Ok J, let er fly
    GrundleStiltzkinTierbsHsotBoobsbackthepackRoadDawg55
  • PurpleBazePurpleBaze Posts: 12,366
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    Regarding Natalee Holloway:

    No but I think I 2-stepped with her at the anchor de barco to 'achey brakey heart' by billy ray. I was swinging with my ex looking for a threesome. We passed. Too gangly and uncoordinated. Not good for naked double-dutch (our foreplay at the time)
    TierbsHsotBoobsbackthepack
  • PurpleBazePurpleBaze Posts: 12,366
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    Tombstone got shit reviews. WTF? VAL got robbed by the academy too. Whoever received BEST supporting actor that year better have sent the Oscar to him out of guilt. You fake wine and cheese fucks prolly turned tombstone off due to the course language. Wait a minute, there was none. Must have been the cheap sex? No! What was it then? Oh I know, the color purple must have been up that year . The white privilege movement started that year... No colored people in tombstone...now I know. Good deal:)
    GrundleStiltzkinTierbsHsotBoobsbackthepack
  • PurpleBazePurpleBaze Posts: 12,366
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    Cummenting on my poast about getting shitfaced on pinot noir:

    Enjoying that with kimmykins? What kind of man brags about wine? Now if you would have mentioned a single malt I might have been impressed. Don't get to bloated, you'll need help from Tommy getting out the skinny jeans.
    GrundleStiltzkinTierbsHsotBoobsbackthepackFire_Marshall_Bill
  • GrundleStiltzkinGrundleStiltzkin Posts: 23,345
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    Regarding Natalee Holloway:

    No but I think I 2-stepped with her at the anchor de barco to 'achey brakey heart' by billy ray. I was swinging with my ex looking for a threesome. We passed. Too gangly and uncoordinated. Not good for naked double-dutch (our foreplay at the time)

    That's some dark shit dude.
    PurpleBazebackthepackPitchfork51
  • PurpleBazePurpleBaze Posts: 12,366
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    Hookies, bookies and opium cookies. You could burn it all In one week in Vegas. But at least you'll have something interesting to tell your son down the road that sounds cool, and a Memorable weekend for once in your life . Get out and live a little...The alternative is living your life AT HH like baabs with nothing to show for it.

    Or fly down to San Fran withTommy and blow it on dancing, Molly and heated butt sex. That will only burn 4k, but the emergency room visit, the stitches and 2-day stay will break you
    GrundleStiltzkinTierbsHsotBoobsbackthepackFire_Marshall_Bill
  • Pitchfork51Pitchfork51 Posts: 5,345
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    I would have tucked into a stall of the only bathroom open on the north side with a Ruth then, placed her hands on the wall and dumped a doozie on the small of her back anyday. She can look good one day and damn awful the next. But fact is, a rear propped up nice and extended, back arched, can suffice on a good percentage of women. Must have meat on the bone though. A boney chick looks like a stick-figure propped in said position.

    Ruth wasnt fat at all, just homely. When she had her hair up in a clip or band, with her school teacher glasses she was downright sunday-morrning sexy (you know, that morning in bed after a late-night of partying very hard; when you're at your horniest...and dirtiest;) sorry baabs, J, youve nevert been in bed with a woman on a sunday morning after being out till 5 am...trust me its killer smut and the BEST squirt of the week. See, your coke hangover hasn't set in yet. The rest of the day, after the dumpin, get her sore ass to the freezer for the Stoli, pickled asparagus for a triple bloody Mary as pain is on the horizon. Don't worry though, by next weekend you'll be as good as new

    This actually is probably the most normal post I've seen from him so far.
    TierbsHsotBoobsPurpleBaze
  • PurpleBazePurpleBaze Posts: 12,366
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    care to add some conversation Tard? Did you see a post on this topic? Did you create a post on this topic? Guess its still relevant as the countdown is only at 12. Still waiting for one post of relevance from your dumbass. Jump on the train or go back to your chewed up sleeping bag and home under the tressel troll! Fuck, it'd be nice to weed out dipshits like this and talk football.
    TierbsHsotBoobsGrundleStiltzkinFire_Marshall_Bill
  • PurpleBazePurpleBaze Posts: 12,366
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    Uh, yes it is. That steeler special teamer sure got away with head hunting, so apparently you're wrong. And manboobs, 99% of america enjoyed that jaw-fracturing hit, including a good percentage of women. MAYBE 1% of men who saw that hit feel the way you do. Zip down your pants, go underneath your panties and check if you indeed have a peni! I think you might just need reassurance. WOW JUST WOW!
    TierbsHsotBoobsPitchfork51RoadDawg55
  • PurpleJPurpleJ Posts: 24,896
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    It's funny because I only bang sprinter assed soccer players.
    RoadDawg55
  • TierbsHsotBoobsTierbsHsotBoobs Posts: 36,462
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    I'd make those cunts, and you, cry with just words. More_pickle, why do you set yourself up to get shredded by me all the time? You keep coming back like Rocky, only to get beat, battered and dropped repeatedly. Just zip the hair hole and move on to cuntslice. You guys are two pees in a pucker? I moved on from your sorry excuse for a man for the betterment of this board. yet you keep comin after me for more poundins. Save yourself some self respect.
    GrundleStiltzkinPurpleBazeDerekJohnsonRoadDawg55
  • Pitchfork51Pitchfork51 Posts: 5,345
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    PurpleJ said:

    It's funny because I only bang sprinter assed soccer players.

    I think of track and field girls as having man asses.

    Sort of squared off instead of the nice roundness everyone but you enjoys.
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