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What I think I think about Fresno State...always mix drugs and alcohol...

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  • Gladstone said:

    If BBK was faster he would make great safety

    and if my grandmother had wheels she'd be a wagon
    Pics?
    TierbsHsotBoobs
  • YellowSnowYellowSnow Posts: 3,498
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    RedRocket said:

    AZDuck said:

    Mosster47 said:

    AZDuck said:

    Mosster47 said:

    There are some life lessons to be learned here. White women are terrible people, especially the hot ones. I've been with a Scottsdale trust fund blonde for 15 years so you can imagine the nonsense I have to deal with. It's like a sixth sense now. I can be sitting on the coach and suddenly my brain tells me "She hasn't been pissed at you for three days, go do something bad immediately before she makes up something to be mad about!"

    I've tried to have sex with every one of her friends and have even had some successful attempts, which I wasn't even trying to do. The reason why I do this is because she is friends with other attractive white women and the only thing worse than one hot white girl is more of them. Now, my wife knows not to bring friends around me, ever, which is fantastic.

    Now you have to move on to phase two; paying young girls who make poor life choices for sex. You have the stability and status in your life that an attractive white girl brings to the table with the sex life that you want.

    There really is no better formula. A Mexican girl will explode the second you knock her up. The world still isn't ready for you to marry a black woman. An Asian will have you working 16 hour days. Indians (dot) just aren't main stream enough yet.

    Now, go and do.

    Would have chinned, but only upvoted b/c of lack of pics of trust fund wife
    Randoms sure, but you don't put your wife in the middle of the store.
    I don't even discuss the fact that I'm married

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    dat ass doe
    You couldn't contain yourself or is this another dude? Heard rape is big in the duck community.

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    Only the dude ducks have the stupid green helmets.
    PurpleBazeTierbsHsotBoobsbackthepacksalemcoog
  • I'm not sure which is more pathetic or pathogenic, Swaye's inept groping or the OL's anemic performance. I would feel better about the OL if their disoriented play was due to percocet and pregame Irish car bombs during the scrimmages as a ruse before conference games. At this point I have more confidence that Swaye will recover to 5-star groping status than I have in the OL playing well enough to return to the PAC championship game.
    AZDuckPitchfork51backthepackSwaye
  • TurdBufferTurdBuffer Posts: 3,810
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    Best way to read this thread is scroll past everything while reading Swaye's posts in succession. Saw some ducks upthread, but who really cares. The suspense is awesome.

    Basic Law of Nature, btw: If CLS let's the black-out prone drunken, pill-popping, constantly aroused by anything Injun into her life and love-hole, she's waived all rights of protest. Fucker comes as is, no warranty, no guarantees. Yes, I know how white-man that sounds.
    SwayePitchfork51backthepackMosster47
  • "auburnhusky reeks of that mental cesspool that is HardcoreHusky.com"

    First, I wonder what gave it away. Second, that is a pretty good slogan for HH.
    PurpleBazebackthepacksalemcoog
  • PurpleBazePurpleBaze Posts: 12,326
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    "auburnhusky reeks of that mental cesspool that is HardcoreHusky.com"

    First, I wonder what gave it away. Second, that is a pretty good slogan for HH.

    GRUNDLE STOp
  • Swaye said:

    So CLS isn't into threesomes.

    SADAA

    I'm hoping it's just because this friend got all offended and is sort of flat chested and dumpy. I just need more time to stalk and find a hot chick.

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    I want to be reincarnated as a pair of yoga pants.
    Swaye
  • PurpleBazePurpleBaze Posts: 12,326
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    Swaye said:

    So, a day after the meltdown and she is texting me today like nothing ever happened. I am really not sure what any of these means but I am not going to say anything. I hope she isn't lulling me into a false sense of security and then Lorena Bobbit's me next weekend. Dat ass doe. Worth the risk.

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    They are all crazy.

    Do we need to review the crazy hot matrix?
    TierbsHsotBoobsbackthepackSwayepawz
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